Function Drinks - Urban Detox
January 9, 2008 Wine & Dine
Hear ye hear ye all you fellow GenerationLimbo’s - I came to a sad realization the other morning when I woke up with a headache after only drinking a beer and a half and was still fast asleep by 11:30pm the night before. I realized that I am just not as young as I used to be. And by young, I mean in college. No more. Welcome to the real world kids. I’m sure many, if not all, of you have also had this dreary wake-up call since you’ve graduated college.
Well, don’t fret. I have a solution that will allow you to go out on weeknights, be able to party for a whole weekend straight, and not be the “old and hungover” grouch the next morning. All you have to do is get yourself some Urban Detox. Correct, just chug anywhere from 1/2 a bottle to a full bottle (depending on how your night went..) right before you pass out–I mean go to sleep–at night, and you will rise and shine feeling refreshed the next morning. This really puts a whole new meaning to ‘the morning after.
I can personally attest to this, however if you are the type to prefer a scientific explanation, then get all your facts here. All I know, is that this stuff is legit. AND it is truly delicious too!
Be sure to check out the other Function Drinks products as well. This is good stuff guys.
January 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Hey. Perfect description. I can’t live without this stuff. I am 30 now and can’t do it like I used to, but when I do, this stuff is amazing. Love their other stuff too. Their Alternative Energy is the best on the market in my opinion.
January 10th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I couldn’t agree more. Urban Detox has saved me on more than one occasion. They have many other functional drinks as well. One of my favorites is Alternative Energy. The boost that I get is great and doesn’t make me feel like anxious and panicky like all the other energy drinks out there.